tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092542282339059985.post6659847822596869528..comments2024-03-04T05:34:13.338-06:00Comments on Theatre Projects: This is my job...prop pornJesse Gaffneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03655487372148212897noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7092542282339059985.post-42673183550119104452011-10-24T15:21:19.200-05:002011-10-24T15:21:19.200-05:00Jesse:
I was propping a production of "Orp...Jesse: <br /><br />I was propping a production of "Orpheus Aux Enfers" for the University of Iowa Opera. The designer wanted Hell to be a place of many, many phalluses. She wanted phalluses on the ends of everything. So I went to our local adult store and pulled a hundred dollars worth of dildos in all sizes and colors and materials off the discount rack. I took this enormous pile of dildos to the counter and handed the cashier my University purchase card. He stared at it like it was a snake that might bite him. I asked him if nobody had every used a University purchase card in his store before, and he said, "Nobody has ever made eye contact with me before."<br /><br />Now there's a box full of dildos is the University prop storage that frightens undergrads who are "pulling" for their first show.shaved monkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08620025667240025121noreply@blogger.com